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A fact of the modern age is free photos will be repurposed to live many lives. Here is a photo of a Good Friend type creature. So noble, so kind. Truly the embodiment of all things pure.
Google’s Reverse Image Search feature tells me other people have used this image in these headlines:
Proof That Farm Animals are the Most Adorable
Okay, I can agree with that. That’s pretty cute. But wait, there’s more.
BBC’s Countryfile proves that antibiotic resistance is on the rise
What now. I mean, okay, that’s probably true, but.
How to Have An Immersive California Farm Stay Experience
That’s more like it. Yes, sir, even though I know you grabbed this excellent photo from a free photo-share site, I will still attend your Immersive California Farm Stay Experience on the off chance that you have a creature even 1/20th the nobility and goodwill of this fine friend.
Ross County – Fair Sale Livestock Auction
Oh. Oh… no. Oh, no.
The Hidden Worm That Can Kill Your Goats & Sheep
What the fuck.
Lynx Reintroduction in the UK: Is It a Good Idea?
Scientists Have Just Created Human-Sheep Hybrids
Okay, so that’s probably enough, jfc. Join me next time, on Fun With Google Reverse Image Search!